12 Days of Christmas for Moms

On the first day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… a hot meal that I did not have to share

On the second day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… an uninterrupted shower with time to dry my hair

On the third day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… time to poop behind a closed door

On the fourth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… a maid to do my least favourite chore

On the fifth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… an entire week with no sleepless nights

On the sixth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… early bedtimes without any fights

On the seventh day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… a sleep-in till eight in my own bed

On the eighth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… an easy recipe that gets the whole family fed

On the ninth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… children who do everything I say

On the tenth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… no whining for an entire day

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… a trip alone to the grocery store

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me

… a massage from Chris Hemsworth dressed as Thor





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My name is Lindsay and I am a 40-year-old mama of four trying to live an eco-friendly, budget-friendly life! I am a substitute teacher and Child Passenger Safety technician in Calgary, Alberta. Join me on my adventures!

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