What is “fake news” if not catchy headlines designed to inspire complacency from the masses? If mothers wrote propaganda for their offspring to read over breakfast each morning, what might they say?
If Moms Wrote “Fake News” Headlines
Christmas Presents Revoked for Sibling Cruelty
Boy Eats Vegetables, Wins American Ninja Warrior
Failure to Tidy Sends Two Tons of Toys to Trash
Local Pool Institutes State-of-the-Art Pee Detector
iPad Battery Glitch Strikes Devices Country-wide
Netflix Drops Caillou, Deleting All Existing Recordings of Classic Show
Researchers Conclude “Nothing Cool Happens After Your Bedtime”
Parents Leave Park Without Child After Multiple Warnings Unheeded
Mother’s Kiss Miraculously Heals Flesh Wound
YouTube Institutes Unprecedented Ban on Unboxing Videos
Park Rangers Urge Campers Not to Approach Mother Bears Before Coffee
Senate Approves “Because I Said So” Bill in Marathon Session
Studies Confirm Children Who Rise Early on Weekends Receive Fewer Treats
Hidden Camera Replay Confirms Angry Father Yelled “Funk!”
What would your headlines say?
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A-M Buki says
Hahahaha love this!! Especially Caillou
Tammy Bell says
HAHAHA, these are so awesome!! I couldn’t imagine writing a fake headline just to get more views. I usually can tell what is fake, but some days it is hard. I prefer to read the first few comments before clicking a link.
Jennifer@ Pcword says
AHAHAHA! I can’t stop laughing and my husband neither!