I don’t know what all you crazy cloth diaper Mamas are so excited about. Disposables are The. Best. I have a vintage skinny-tag Huggies in my collection that I’m planning to sell for quadruple what I paid for it- and it’s not even new in package.
I get such a thrill when I go down the ‘sposie aisle at the grocery store. That’s right, ‘sposies get THEIR OWN AISLE. I can pick them up when I get groceries! I don’t have to stalk them, bid on them or even WASH them!
Plus, ‘sposies come in amazing scents that create delightful, perfumed poopsplosions. Never get blow outs in your cloth diapers? You don’t know what you’re missing! I get to use amazing, adorable products like the Blowout Blocker (I have a whole RAINBOW!) to catch escaping poop.
When he’s not sporting a Blowout Blocker, my son can rock a Poopsies (also available in great prints and colours!):
So, on this beautiful first day of April, if you’ve got a first-class ticket on the Cloth Crazy Train, I recommend you jump ship quick, before it’s too late.
Gotta pay the bills...