If you’re new to cloth diapers and cloth diaper Facebook communities in particular, you might think the other Mamas are speaking another language.
Here are my top 10 signs you are fluent in Cloth Diaperese…. how many do you understand?!
1- You post prices PPD and take payment via PP.
2- You’d get the blues if you missed out on a low price for an EUC SB, STL2 or MRSR.
3- WOTB? is your favourite question to answer.
4- You know bamboo V.2 TBs were the best.
5- You wonder why they discontinued OBGEs.
6- You have to hide new stash additions for DD or DS from DH.
7- Your HE FL drives you insane.
8- You know MF doesn’t go against baby’s bum, but CJ’s does!
9- You might stuff with CBIs or FSTs.
10- Even if you’re just TTC, you’re building your NB stash.
BONUS 11- You were a member of the now-defunct CDC and you didn’t need a HAZMAT suit (unless a HAZMAT suit protects against Mama Drama…)
So, how fluent are you?
0 – You’re cloth diaper illiterate! Time to hit the stash and study hard.
1-3 You’re still a bit cloth-clueless.
4-6 You’re borderline bottom savvy.
7-9 Watch out, you’re well on your way to seeing colours in terms of Emerald City green and Countess pink.
10 – Time to join your local chapter of Cloth Diaper Addicts Anonymous!
Gotta pay the bills...